Quotes of the Day

Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Gustave Flaubert
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019 12:00 AM

"The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois."

Poul Anderson
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019 12:00 AM

"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated."

Michel de Montaigne
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019 12:00 AM

"I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly."

Wednesday Aug 21, 2019 12:00 AM

"A lie told often enough becomes the truth."

Pam Davis

"Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them."

George Bernard Shaw

"Hell is full of musical amateurs."

Benjamin Franklin

"All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse."

George Burns

"I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left."

Arthur C. Clarke
Monday Aug 19, 2019 12:00 AM

"At the present rate of progress, it is almost impossible to imagine any technical feat that cannot be achieved - if it can be achieved at all - within the next few hundred years."

Eugene McCarthy
Monday Aug 19, 2019 12:00 AM

"It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember."