Quotes of the Day

Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page
Meredith Willson
Sunday Oct 13, 2019 12:00 AM

"The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man...only five hundred."

Havelock Ellis
Sunday Oct 13, 2019 12:00 AM

"It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great."

Frank Herbert
Sunday Oct 13, 2019 12:00 AM

"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action."

Ambrose Bierce
Sunday Oct 13, 2019 12:00 AM

"Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think."

Stephen Colbert
Saturday Oct 12, 2019 12:00 AM

"Equations are the devil's sentences."

Robertson Davies
Saturday Oct 12, 2019 12:00 AM

"A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life."

Miguel de Cervantes
Saturday Oct 12, 2019 12:00 AM

"Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse."

H. L. Mencken
Saturday Oct 12, 2019 12:00 AM

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard."

Pablo Picasso
Friday Oct 11, 2019 12:00 AM

"There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality."

Ursula K. LeGuin
Friday Oct 11, 2019 12:00 AM

"The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next."